i pensieri di un cyborg

In piedi,  in soggiorno, mentre tutti gli altri sono seduti al tavolo a smanettare con i-pad e i-phone.

Mamma cyborg (mia mamma, n.d.r): Voglio anche io qualcosa della Apple prima che finisca la serie, adesso che è morto Steve Jobs e i suoi successori non sono all'altezza.
La pulce: Mamma ma tu cosa te ne fai di una cosa della Apple? Sarebbe tutto sprecato, s p r e c a t o, con te.
Maritozzo: La Apple non fallirà mai (tiè tiè tiè).
Il cognato ingegnere: La riflessione non fa una piega. In effetti, potrebbe fallire: chi lo sa.
Io: … no, io non ho detto niente perchè mi stavo rotolando dalle risate.
La pulce (again): secondo me, la mamma ha detto così perchè vuole comprarmi un computer nuovo e non vuole farlo sapere al papà e quindi, fa finta che sia per lei.
Mia sorella: Ma mamma… cosa ti piacerebbe della Apple, scusa?
Mamma cyborg: ah, io non so, non me ne intendo. Ma vorrei qualcosa con quella mela lì di dietro.

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