la dura vita del tester

Da quando sono a casa da sola con un neonato, mi tengo spesso compagnia con il computer. Una mano dentro la carrozzina per accarezzare il capretto, dargli il ciuccio, tirare il carillon, dondolare la culla, ri-dargli il ciuccio, coprirlo, ri-tirare il carillon, ri-accarezzargli la faccia e l'altra per navigare su Internet. Perchè proprio Internet? Perchè non ci sono molte cose che si possono fare con una mano sola. E perchè se riordino la cucina, inevitabilmente mi cade un coperchio o due piatti sbattono e il rumore innervosisce il capretto. E perchè se passo l'aspirapolvere, il ronzio concilia il sonno, ma poi se lo spengo, il silenzio sembra più assordante del rumore e il capretto si risveglia. E perchè se lavo il bagno, il rumore dell'acqua non facilita il sonno. E perchè alla TV, non trasmettono cose interessanti. 

E' così, navigando su Internet, che sono venuta a conoscenza del mondo del "marketing passaparola". In pratica, tutto comincia iscrivendosi ad un sito dedicato. Se si viene selezionati per una determinata campagna promozionale, si ricevono in anteprima prodotti da testare e per i quali fare pubblicità tra amici e conoscenti. Ho letto commenti entusiasti di persone che hanno ricevuto chili di Loacker a casa o decine di Danette dai gusti inediti da assaggiare e mi sono detta che un'occasione goduriosa così non potevo proprio perdermela. 

E' così che qualche mese fa mi sono iscritta al sito trnd.it per fare da tester di prodotti. Ho compilato tutti i sondaggi a disposizione per accumulare crediti e aumentare le mie chances di essere scelta come tester e ho aspettato…
…aspettato…
…aspettato…
…aspettato… finchè non è arrivato il primo pacco di prodotti da testare. Un pacco pieno di… cerottini anti-herpes della Compeed.

Io sono portatrice dell'infezione, ma fortunatamente nessun episodio di riattivazione recentemente. Idem per maritozzo. Dei miei familiari, praticamente il 70% non ha mai contratto il virus e al solo sentirmi parlare dell'herpes e dei miei cerottini, mi hanno dato della iettatrice. L'unica persona che potrebbe essere interessata è felicemente incinta e non ho il coraggio di proporle dei cerottini che magari sono controindicati in gravidanza. Per adempiere al mio compito di tester, ho così provato il cerottino sulle mie labbra sane (tiè). In effetti, è praticamente invisibile come dice il produttore. Non so se faccia guarire l'herpes. Di sicuro, appena messo, è difficile-quasi-doloroso da togliere. E, beh, se avete bisogno e/o curiosità di provare un cerottino, non esitate a chiedermelo: ne ho da regalare a volontà. E, NO. Non sono iettatrice, quindi smettete di lanciarmi contro cornetti anti-sfiga!

1.581 Responses to “la dura vita del tester”

  1. m.procyon.kr scrive:

    How To Win At Roulette – Roulette Betting Strategy 에볼루션 발로란트 (m.procyon.kr)

  2. Streamline your lab’s processes with our advanced planetary ball mills, offering the perfect blend of precision and cost-effectiveness.

  3. Mixers that blend seamlessly into your workflow – get in touch for a comprehensive overview of specifications.

  4. Peter scrive:

    Every weekend i used to visit this site, as i wish for enjoyment, since this this site conations truly good funny information too.

  5. As per their wants now the companies has started manufacturing designer and fashionable lingerie based
    on the alternatives of ladies. As in the fashionable era Designer Lingerie has taken up the place of abnormal
    lingerie. This kind of lingerie is available in all form and sizes with multiple colors in order
    that it suits the fashionable type statement.
    That’s why when you’re purchasing on-line, from an unique shop, you may choose from various cup sizes and bands,
    making your present the one that may fit her completely. The next factor you need to consider is that there are various sizes of cups and likewise you want to
    pick the exact one so as to purchase an ideal present.

    One in all a very powerful options of a lot of these lingerie’s is about its softness and embroidery
    which is current on it. Many forms of lingerie’s could be found in the market like silk lingerie with lace,
    satin lingerie which makes the ladies really feel completely different from others.

  6. We’re a group of volunteers and starting a new scheme in our community.

    Your web site offered us with helpful info to work on. You have
    performed an impressive task and our entire neighborhood might be grateful to you.

  7. Your style is so unique in comparison to other folks I have read stuff from.

    Thank you for posting when you have the opportunity, Guess
    I will just bookmark this blog.

  8. os.mbed.com scrive:

    สำหรับแฟนบอล ที่ต้องการดูการแข่งขันฟุตบอลแบบสด ๆ ไม่ควรพลาด doofootball, https://os.mbed.com/,.asia เว็บไซต์ชั้นนำสำหรับการดูบอลออนไลน์
    doofootball.asiaให้บริการการรับชมฟุตบอลที่มีคุณภาพ พร้อมกับข้อมูลการแข่งขัน ที่อัปเดตตลอดเวลา ผู้ชมสามารถเอนจอยกับเกมการแข่งขันจากลีกชั้นนำทั่วโลก
    อย่ารอช้า คลิกไปที่ doofootball.asia ตอนนี้ เพื่อค้นพบประสบการณ์การรับชมฟุตบอลที่เหนือชั้น ไม่พลาดทุกแมตช์ที่คุณชอบ

  9. bokep indo scrive:

    I am truly thankful to the owner of this web site who
    has shared this wonderful post at here.

  10. Good day! This post could not be written any better! Reading this post reminds me of my good old room mate!
    He always kept chatting about this. I will forward this write-up to
    him. Fairly certain he will have a good read.
    Many thanks for sharing!

  11. Find A Bank Without Overdraft Fees 프리랜서 대출

  12. Carobnorth8785 scrive:

    Carry out a search for Weeb advertising jobs on the web.

    Feel free to surf to my web blog Carobnorth8785

  13. Dankzij een bewegingsmelder bent u in staat eenvoudig te besparen op uw energierekening.

  14. I think the admin of this web page is genuinely working hard
    in support of his web page, as here every material is quality based stuff.

  15. I would like to thank you for the efforts you have put in penning this website.

    I’m hoping to view the same high-grade content by you later on as well.

    In fact, your creative writing abilities has encouraged me to
    get my very own website now ;)

  16. kontol scrive:

    It’s a pity you don’t have a donate button! I’d certainly donate to
    this brilliant blog! I guess for now i’ll settle for book-marking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account.
    I look forward to brand new updates and will share this site with my Facebook group.

    Chat soon!

  17. Global Best Marketing Articles – Top Seven Pros For Article Writing Works .
    에볼루션 조작 디시

  18. Duurzaamheid scrive:

    Dus ben u op zoek naar eeen echte specialist voor het assembleren van bekabeling met koper, glasvezel of een combinatie
    hiervan?

  19. Philip scrive:

    Thanks for the auspicious writeup. It in reality used
    to be a enjoyment account it. Glance complicated
    to more introduced agreeable from you! However, how can we keep in touch?

  20. Rachelle scrive:

    It’s going to be ending of mine day, however before finish I am reading this impressive paragraph to increase my knowledge.

  21. I’m now not certain the place you are getting your
    information, but good topic. I needs to spend a while finding out more or working out more.
    Thank you for great information I was looking for this info for my mission.

  22. pinshape.com scrive:

    Een slimme oplossing is buitenverlichting mmet daglichtsensoren en bewegingsmelders.

  23. excellent publish, very informative. I ponder why the opposite experts of this sector don’t
    understand this. You should proceed your writing. I’m sure,
    you’ve a huge readers’ base already!

  24. In een normale laagspanningsaansluiting is dit steds een TT-net, dde verantwoordelijkhdid m.b.t.
    dee aarding van het net is ddan bij de gebruiker geplaatst.

  25. I read this post completely concerning the resemblance of most recent
    and earlier technologies, it’s remarkable article.

  26. Wow, amazing weblog format! How lengthy have you been blogging for?

    you made running a blog glance easy. The total look of your website is fantastic, as smartly as the content!

  27. Otto scrive:

    When you’ve got a lingerie set in mind, merely seek for it online, and you will possible find the place someone has reviewed it. All that anyone must hook in the converter into their ordinary bra and cover up the waist which is able to change the regular bra into the comfy low cut bra. She has lower again on alcohol. A hipster is suitable if you are wearing ultra mini skirt or low lower pants. Stylish bralettes and cage bras at the moment are the newest rage amongst young ladies. For all of the girls who take health severely – it is now easy to make an impact with the number of enjoyable sports bras that come in brilliant colours, trendy racerbacks and carry padding & underwires, for optimum shaping and help. Now that it is simpler to look for lingerie on-line and at native stores, any lady can wear it and actually feel extra appealing and trendy. Right here is the checklist a few accessories which might lead someone how to make use of and save someone from any lingerie complications. As a substitute, use a hanger with clips and attach them to the center of the bra band. The former would be very best for use underneath T-shirts or clingy kinds.

  28. Writing For Greeting Cards – How To Write A Great Birthday Card 디딤돌 대출

  29. Oscar Reys scrive:

    Ten Startups That Will Revolutionize The Slot Zeus Hades Demo
    Industry For The Better Oscar Reys

  30. Onderhoud scrive:

    Vraag gratis offertes aan van elektriciens in de buurt, en vergelijk prijzen voor
    het herstellen van je elektriscdhe installatie.

Leave a Reply