cool – cul – 397

I miei si sono decisi a fare il grande passo: hanno adottato un gattino. Si aggiunge alla lunga lista di gatti passata per casa: Platini, Lucifero, Nuvola, Leo, Toni, Cipolla, GattoRossoBastardo e tutti gli altri di cui non mi ricordo il nome.

Il nuovo arrivato è un gattino arancione (dire rosso sarebbe esagerato, considerato il colore pallido della sua pelliccia). Musetto attonito. Pancetta da bebé. Coda da ratto (eh, scusate i miei termini di paragone, ma la mia frequentazione assidua con i roditori di laboratorio mi contamina). Simpatico, coccolone, ruffiano.

Appena l’ho visto e saputolo senza nome, ho suggerito alla Pulcetta di chiamarlo GranFigo. Proposta bocciata su due piedi e non senza una buona dose di disgusto.

Alcuni giorni dopo…
Pulcetta: Ho dato un nome al gattino!
Io: Bene! Cosa hai scelto?
Pulcetta: [ c u u l ]
Io: … ih ih, che ridere! ci hai messo il doppio senso, eh?
Pulcetta: mmm … quale doppio senso, scusa?
Io: [ c u u l ] … sta per la parola inglese “cool”  vero?
Pulcetta: sì, a che cos’altro si dovrebbe riferire?
Io: [ c u u l ], Franz, a che parola italiana somiglia?
Pulcetta: beh, mica è colpa mia se tu hai la mente malata e pensi a certe parolacce….

La mamma gli ha detto che è un volgare; il papà gli ha detto che è un maleducato; la nonna gli ha detto che le brutte parole non si dicono e men che meno le si usano come nome da gatto…
Inutile dire che la Pulcetta ha capito a sue spese cosa significhi vivere in un paese dove l’inglese non si sa nemmeno cosa sia… Chissà: magari si rassegnerà a chiamarlo GranFigo :)

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