coff coff.. – 259

Ci sono le larvette che si ammuffiscono senza come nè perché. Un giorno uno, un giorno l’altro. Secondo il moroso, non mangiano abbastanza perché le daphnie sono congelate e non vive. Manca poco e mi propone di allestire una vasca per coltivare anche quest’ennesimo esserino…

Ci sono le lumache che vivono coi gamberi e vengono estratte con precisione chirurgica fuori dal loro guscio dalle chele acuminate di quegli assassini scellerati.

Ci sono i poveri progenitori pancreatici che sto cercando da mesi di coltivare che mi esplodono direttamente sotto l’occhio attento del microscopio, stiracchiandosi, tirandosi, ruotando su se stessi, in preda ad atroci sofferenze e probabilmente maledicendomi per averli tirati fuori dal loro rassicurante embrioncino di topo.

C’è l’homo sapiens sapiens XY della casa che si ostina a voler mangiare la moutarde reine de dijon e ad ogni boccone si soffoca, tossisce, sputa, piange, gli sale la saliva su per il naso, ride, prende fiato dalle orecchie. Io gli ho intimato che getterò il vasetto dalla finestra perché bombe biologiche in casa, non ne voglio. Lui con lo sguardo ebete di chi si è fritto il cervello in anossia da soffocamento risponde giulivo la prossima volta che torniamo a casa ne porto un vasetto anche ai miei. Che riesca a rifilargli il nostro vasetto??? Un bacio!

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