il terrore delle forchette

Quando ho traslocato qui, nel lontano novembre 2006, non mi sono impegnata molto nell’arredare l’appartamento. Non avevo ancora preso il primo stipendio e già avevo dovuto depositare due mesi di affitto come caparra, pagare l’assicurazione RC, fare l’abbonamento dell’autobus, pagare il permesso di soggiorno…
Un sacco di uscite-nessuna entrata-appartamento da arredare imponevano un’unica soluzione: IKEA. Il comune denominatore di tutti i miei acquisti furono, dunque, l’economicità e, ove possibile, il colore rosso. Cuscini rossi, lenzuola rosse, bicchieri rossi, stoviglie rosse.

Tutto bene finchè sono stata l’unica utilizzatrice degli utensili di casa; i problemi sono cominciati con l’arrivo del fu-moroso. Tra lui e le forchette di casa esisteva un rapporto controverso, che è culminato nell’eliminazione di 2 delle 6 forchette che avevo. Non è colpa mia: queste forchette sono di materiale scarso e, mentre le uso, si spezzano a metà. Siamo corsi ai ripari acquistando un tristissimo set di posate nere: moroso, tu d’ora in poi userai solo le forchette nere. Lascia le rosse a me.

Le 4 superstiti ieri sono diventate 3. Mogliettina, non ci crederai. Stavo mettendo i piatti sporchi in lavastoviglie. La tua forchetta rossa si è incastrata, ha fatto una serie di capriole qui e là ed è caduta per terra… Non essere prevenuta… non è stata colpa mia… quando ha toccato il pavimento…. crack…. la forchetta si è spezzata a metà… vedi i due moncherini?

Proibire l’uso delle forchette rosse non è stato sufficiente. Non è stata risolutiva neppure la trasformazione moroso-maritozzo.
Mi restano due possibilità: 1. comprare un nuovo set di posate extra-strong, probabilmente non rosse; 2. far mangiare il maritozzo con le mani (e farmi la lavastoviglie da sola).


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ten-minute walk from the spot where migrants jump on trucks bound for the UKThe controversial Sangatte hostel was bulldozed in 2002 following complaints from the UK But critics say the new centre will again act as a magnet to thousands of migrants and people smugglersTory MP Philip Hollobone described the plans as ‘madness’ and condemned the French authorities for providing the migrants ‘with a comfortable base from which to launch their clandestine attempts to break into Britain’Philip Davies another Conservative MP said: ‘This will do nothing to stem the tide of illegal immigrants It is outrageous that this is being partly funded by British taxpayers’Lord Green of Deddington chairman of the MigrationWatch think-tank said: ‘The refusal of the French authorities to take back asylum seekers who have crossed the Channel is a very clear incentive for even more migrants to descend on the new Sangatte which worsens the problem‘France has been too smart for its own good because it has meant more and more people turning up in Calais’A Home Office spokesman said: ‘We will not shoulder the burden of asylum claims which should rightly be considered by other countries We are taking full advantage of the Dublin Regulation to return asylum seekers to other countries’Michelin chef and curried turkey in the new SangatteA new Sangatte-style camp opened in Calais yesterday offering three-course meals cooked by a Michelin restaurant chef to thousands of migrantsThe 12-acre centre will provide beds showers toilets a laundry service and medical facilities for the 2500 migrants sleeping rough in the French port townThere will also be 168 power points for them to charge their mobile phones so they can ‘call their relatives back home and those already in Britain’The three-course meals will be seasoned with imported spices to make the migrants ‘feel at home’ Incredibly the meals will cost 230 each – three times more than the British Government spends on primary school mealsThe camp will also offer legal advice from immigration experts for migrants wishing to apply for asylum in the UKThe permanent Jules Ferry camp – a ten-minute walk from where migrants jump on lorries bound for the UK – will cost about 6million a year to run Half the bill will be paid using a 3million ‘special’ grant from the EU which would include money from British taxpayers The other half is being paid by the French governmentCamp director Stephane Duval said: ‘It will be a more complete service than Sangatte which only offered accommodation Here we will also offer food medical care laundry and washing facilities and social care’Last night hundreds of smiling migrants queued for the camp’s first mealPortions of chick peas in lamb broth were served from vats inside a large army-style tent in the grounds of the former children’s summer campA 23-year-old Afghan called Raja said: ‘The facilities are much better here than anything we’d had before The food is also much better too‘I’m really pleased that 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